Blind Date
Doug liked foreign women. He trolled for them all the time on OKCupid.com.
I’m from Europe, she wrote in her email. I’m looking to get some action with a warm body.
Doug was psyched. Foreigners were hot, and a little action was just what he wanted! So he agreed to meet her at the club.
When he got there he found that she had hair the color of frost and fingernails like icicles. Her skin was white as snow and just as cold.
“Jeez! Are you a vampire?” he said.
“No. I just like warm bodies. Want to go outside?”
When they got outside, she lunged at him. What a freak! She seemed to have way too many arms and they were all around him. He could feel his heat being sucked out of him..
“Where in Europe did you say you were from? Transylvania?”
“Um, I made a little spelling error,” she said. “Actually I’m from Europa. It’s an icy moon of Jupiter. So cold and icy, all we ever think about is how to get to a warmer world. Earth, for instance. Kiss me, you nice hot man!”
He was helpless to resist, because although he was sure he would die, there was something pleasurable about being so totally ravished.
“Now there’s one more thing I want from you, Earth boy,” she said, as she pulled all the heat from him. “Marry me. I want a green card. Then I want to bring my 3 brothers over, and my aunt, and my 7 cousins...”
As his body temperature plummeted below 70 F., his last thought was I should have stuck with Mexicans.
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Doug liked foreign women. He trolled for them all the time on OKCupid.com.
I’m from Europe, she wrote in her email. I’m looking to get some action with a warm body.
Doug was psyched. Foreigners were hot, and a little action was just what he wanted! So he agreed to meet her at the club.
When he got there he found that she had hair the color of frost and fingernails like icicles. Her skin was white as snow and just as cold.
“Jeez! Are you a vampire?” he said.
“No. I just like warm bodies. Want to go outside?”
When they got outside, she lunged at him. What a freak! She seemed to have way too many arms and they were all around him. He could feel his heat being sucked out of him..
“Where in Europe did you say you were from? Transylvania?”
“Um, I made a little spelling error,” she said. “Actually I’m from Europa. It’s an icy moon of Jupiter. So cold and icy, all we ever think about is how to get to a warmer world. Earth, for instance. Kiss me, you nice hot man!”
He was helpless to resist, because although he was sure he would die, there was something pleasurable about being so totally ravished.
“Now there’s one more thing I want from you, Earth boy,” she said, as she pulled all the heat from him. “Marry me. I want a green card. Then I want to bring my 3 brothers over, and my aunt, and my 7 cousins...”
As his body temperature plummeted below 70 F., his last thought was I should have stuck with Mexicans.
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